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religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

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snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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  • Anonymousyou two have the worst love story i have ever heard of. shame.
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    cavalieravocado:

    You win the internet for ‘best gif use’

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p0urtoujours:

Why put cookie dough in the oven when you could put it straight in your mouth?

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togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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lmaoblogger:

"I wonder what I should do today"

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pokebae:

pokebae:

someone tell me a joke

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amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

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brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

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nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

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